Wednesday, May 20, 2009
The Sly Parrot
A parrot swallows a Vi
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.
"how come you are sweating?" he asks.
The parrot replies "Do you know how fucking hard it is to open the legs of
a frozen chicken?"
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