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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The
lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one
of them say the following:

'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more! . Two asses,
They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one
lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig'she retorted indignantly,
In this country. we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives'.

'Hey, coola down lady' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to
spell ' Mississippi '


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