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Which of these has ever happened to you (if not all)?.. .tell the truth ...
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1 GHOST KAKKA:
The kind where you fel t the kakka coming out, but there is no kakka in the toilet.
2 CLEAN KAKKA:
The kind where you kakka it out, see it in the toilet, but there is
nothing on the toilet paper.
3 WET KAKKA:
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
4 SECOND WAVE KAKKA:
This happens when you're done kakka-ing and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that
you have to kakka some more.
5. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD KAKKA:
The kind where you Strain so much to get it out, you practically
have a stroke.
6. LINCOLN LOG KAKKA:
The kind of kakka that is so huge you're afraid to flush without
first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
7 GASSY KAKKA:
It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
8. DRINKER'S KAKKA:
The kind of kakka you have the morning after a long night
of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks
on the bottom of the toilet.
9. CORN KAKKA:
The kind of kakka where the corn look like raisins in a muffin.
10. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-KAKKA KAKKA:
The kind where you want to kakka but all you do is
sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
11. SPINAL TAP KAKKA:
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear
it was leaving you sideways.
12. WET CHEEKS KAKKA
(The Michael Schumacher Kakka):
The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with
water.
13. THE DANGLING KAKKA:
This kakka refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done
kakka-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
14. THE SURPRISE KAKKA:
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you
are about to fart, but *oops* --- a kakka!

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