Friday, August 28, 2009

 

Dentist Appointment

After having a very pleasant 69 with his girlfriend, George remembered
he had a dentist appointment.

He was afraid the Dentist would notice the smell of fanny on his breath,
so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, and also used a whole bottle
of Listerine.
As he arrived at the Dentist he also ate a whole packet of extra strong
mints.

His turn came up and the Dentist told him to take a seat in the chair.
Feeling confident and relaxed he opened his mouth wide.

The Dentist got close and asked " So, you had a 69 before you came here
eh?"

George exasperated asked " How did you know? Does my breath still smell
like fanny?"

The Dentist replied " No...you have a skid mark on your forehead..........."

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