Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Only in Brakpan
How do you know you're staying in a Brakpan Motel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies: ‘Go ahead’.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Brakpan to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Brakpan murder:
1. The DNA is all the same
2. There are no dental records
Who invented the toothbrush?
A Brakpanner (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush)
Did you hear about the R3 million Brakpan Lottery?
The winner gets R3.00 a year for a million years.
A new Brakpan law was just recently passed...
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that the Brakpan Mayor's mansion burned down?
'Ja, almost took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Mayor hadn't even finished coloring one of them!'
Brakpan Pick-up lines:
1. "Your pretty eyes is laaik spanners... Evrie taaim I looks at you, my nuts taaiten"
2. "Jou Pa se tollie moes seker 'n chillie gewees het, want jy's hot!!"
What do you call a woman wearing white tracksuit pants in Brakpan?
The bridesmaid...
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies: ‘Go ahead’.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Brakpan to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Brakpan murder:
1. The DNA is all the same
2. There are no dental records
Who invented the toothbrush?
A Brakpanner (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush)
Did you hear about the R3 million Brakpan Lottery?
The winner gets R3.00 a year for a million years.
A new Brakpan law was just recently passed...
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that the Brakpan Mayor's mansion burned down?
'Ja, almost took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Mayor hadn't even finished coloring one of them!'
Brakpan Pick-up lines:
1. "Your pretty eyes is laaik spanners... Evrie taaim I looks at you, my nuts taaiten"
2. "Jou Pa se tollie moes seker 'n chillie gewees het, want jy's hot!!"
What do you call a woman wearing white tracksuit pants in Brakpan?
The bridesmaid...
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