Monday, May 25, 2009

 

Little Johnny

Daddy's car in the woods?

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school
playground and go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw
Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly
contain himself as he ran home and
started to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground
and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look
and he was
giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off
her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
Jane...'

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is
such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want
to see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny
to tell his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane..I went back to look and
he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started
doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was
away on the
rigs.'


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