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Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge so he sent
His wife Mary to the hardware store.

At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she
Was waiting for Carl the manager to finish waiting on a customer.

When Carl was finished Mary asked "How much for the teapot?" Carl replied
"That's silver and it costs $100!" "My goodness that sure is a lotta
Money!" Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy and
Carl went to the back room to find it. From the back room Carl yelled "Mary
you wanna screw for that hinge?"'

Mary replied "No but I will for the teapot."


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