Surplus Jokes of teh Interwebz

Two guys, Mack and Jack are sitting at their favourite bar, Drinking beer.

Mack turns to Jack and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes." Jack agrees that it's a good
idea.

The next day, Mack goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Mack asks, "what's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a lawnmower?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a lawnmower, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house!"
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be heterosexual."

"I am heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a lawnmower."

Excited to take the class now, Mack shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jack at the bar. He tells Jack about his classes, how he has signed up for Math, English, History and Logic.

"Logic?" Jack says, "What's that?"
"I'll show you," says Mack. "Do you have a lawnmower?"

"No."

"Then you're gay.....

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