Wednesday, March 3, 2010
A Women, a Man and a car accident
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
Labels: car accident, drink, god, man, police, wine, woman
Monday, June 15, 2009
Woman's diary vs. man's diary
WOMAN'S DIARY
12 June
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.
I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late
meeting him, thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere
quieter to talk.
He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went
somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and
didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying, I
just knew that something was wrong.
He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, He
hesitated but followed.
I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned
the television on.
After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to
bed, I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply, He
just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.
He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my
surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.
I cried myself to sleep - I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's
found someone else.
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MAN'S DIARY:
12 June
WP lost to the Lions
Gutted.
Got a pomp though.
12 June
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.
I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late
meeting him, thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere
quieter to talk.
He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went
somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and
didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying, I
just knew that something was wrong.
He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, He
hesitated but followed.
I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned
the television on.
After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to
bed, I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply, He
just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.
He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my
surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.
I cried myself to sleep - I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's
found someone else.
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MAN'S DIARY:
12 June
WP lost to the Lions
Gutted.
Got a pomp though.
Labels: diary, lions, man, Rugby, woman, wp
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